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nextlevelgoogly:

I tried the candy corn on the cob thing because I’m a stupid asshole that will literally eat any dumb thing I see on tumblr. Let me first say that if I could uneat this, I would- but my dreams of how delicious this was going to be were summarily shattered as soon as I took a bite.

First off candy corn is not bad when you eat one at a time, but when you shove your whole gob full of them you get a new appreciation for how sickly sweet they are. Also, when compared to the soft mushiness of the Banana you also realize how hard they actually are when you’re trying to chew your way through what feel like an unending mound of artifices honey. Another thing you’ll be treated to is the juxtaposition of the natural sugar in the Banana and the assuredly fake sugar of the candy corn. It’s unpleasant to say the least. Did I mention also it’s really difficult to cram
the candy corn into the banana without getting gross everywhere ? And to eat this thing without covering your hand in yellow-oranGe stickiness is literally impossible. Why THE FUCK DID I EAT THIS WHAT KIND OF STUPID ASSHOLE THOUGHT THIS UP AND HOW MANY MORE LIVES WILL BE EFFECTED THIS SEASON UNTIL THE MADNESS STOPS.

In summation. Candy corn on the cob: 2/5- would not recommend.

nextlevelgoogly:

I tried the candy corn on the cob thing because I’m a stupid asshole that will literally eat any dumb thing I see on tumblr. Let me first say that if I could uneat this, I would- but my dreams of how delicious this was going to be were summarily shattered as soon as I took a bite.

First off candy corn is not bad when you eat one at a time, but when you shove your whole gob full of them you get a new appreciation for how sickly sweet they are. Also, when compared to the soft mushiness of the Banana you also realize how hard they actually are when you’re trying to chew your way through what feel like an unending mound of artifices honey. Another thing you’ll be treated to is the juxtaposition of the natural sugar in the Banana and the assuredly fake sugar of the candy corn. It’s unpleasant to say the least. Did I mention also it’s really difficult to cram
the candy corn into the banana without getting gross everywhere ? And to eat this thing without covering your hand in yellow-oranGe stickiness is literally impossible. Why THE FUCK DID I EAT THIS WHAT KIND OF STUPID ASSHOLE THOUGHT THIS UP AND HOW MANY MORE LIVES WILL BE EFFECTED THIS SEASON UNTIL THE MADNESS STOPS.

In summation. Candy corn on the cob: 2/5- would not recommend.